By Clyde Brittelle and Archer D’Angelo

Much of the media has been talking about Joe Biden’s age and how it impairs his memory. With instances like him falling on airplane stairs having broken the internet, the American public is very much aware of Biden being 20 years older than the youngest senior citizen. But while this is true, and sad, many Americans do not know, or do not care to know the horrid mental state of Biden’s opponent, Donald Trump. Mr. Trump has been an extremely consistent imbecile since his very first days in office. Here’s a ranking of in our opinion, the top twelve most unbecoming things Trump has done in no specific order.

12. Trump has been known to have hugged and kissed the American Flag upon walking onto a stage before a speech many times, specifically at CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) events. At the most recent CPAC event on May 4th, Trump also started his entrance by swaying back and forth to the song “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood which he named his bible after and included in the aforementioned Bible.

11. During a press conference in the early days of the pandemic Trump did a press conference and when talking about getting Covid-19 out of people’s systems he said “I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute, and is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets inside the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that.”

10. When discussing how European leaders fear/respect Viktor Orbán, Trump said that Orbán was the head of the Turkish government. Unfortunately for Trump, Orbán happens to be the current dictator/prime minister of Hungary (ARCHER NOTE : Viktor Orbán has recently visited Donald Trump during an OFFICIAL STATE VISIT to Mar-A-Lago as he refuses to meet with Biden, the actual president).

9. When visiting a crowd of hurricane survivors in Puerto Rico, Trump threw toilet paper into the group. A Puerto rican official later called the visit “insulting”. Most officials when visiting a disaster zone, promise reform and support to prevent future harm. Trump took it as an opportunity to cosplay as a hype man at a sports game.

8. In his first presidential election in 2016, Trump said his opponent Jeb Bush, “got us into the middle east”. While that was actually George W. Bush, who invaded Iraq in 2003, resulting in the second Persian Gulf war which lasted until 2011, and who also invaded Afghanistan, triggering a 20-year conflict in the country. 

7. Trump catered a White House dinner, not with gourmet food from the world’s best chefs, but with Chick-fil-A and other assorted fast food restaurants’ takeout. If you look at the pictures, the surprise and disdain on the officials surrounding him is extremely apparent. 

6. On multiple occasions, during speeches at rallies and white house press events, Trump has drunk water with two hands and then still spilled it. 

5. Allegedly, according to a white house aide, at some point on Jan. 6th Trump threw a burger and fries against the wall in frustration of the fact that the U.S. Attorney General said that there was no widespread election fraud.

4. Trump said that under President Biden, “WW2 could start”, he was referencing a nuclear exchange with Russia. I would like to clarify that there has already been a war called World War 2 and if another war happened it would be called WW3.

3. Donald Trump, speaking in third person, said that China had respect for, “Donald Trump and Donald Trump’s very very large brain”. Xi Jinping, the leader of China, probably likes Trump for his disregard of American allies, like Taiwan, and not for his supposedly huge intellect. 

2. He has said that Nikki Haley was in charge of security on January 6th, and that was actually Nancy Pelosi, not Nikki Haley. Trump has uttered this numerous times at rallies, putting the blame of January 6th on his republican primary opponent at the time even after many news outlets highlighted his mistake. 

1. Mr.Trump said of a hurricane, “One of the wettest we have ever seen from the standpoint of water”, and technically he is right about this one. 

More Trump mishaps that didn’t make the top ten:

-Trump stared directly into the sun during a solar eclipse without glasses

-Had a large piece of toilet paper on his shoe when walking onto air force one.

-Posted on twitter, “despite the negative press covfefe” and kept it up for SIX HOURS

-Saluted a North Korean general.

-Said he loved Tennessee and was going there in ‘a little while; the day he was going to louisiana.

-Said Namibia was “Nambia”.

-Called Paradise, California, “Pleasure”, California after a wildfire hit the town.

-Said he loved PUHERTO RIHO and also liked the separate place known as Puerto Rico.

-Said that in Grand Canyon you can see Old Faithful while looking into “Yo-say-might” (Yosemite, Yo-sem-it-tee), (ARCHER NOTE : While the mispronunciation is the funniest part, those three places are all in different states and are very far from each other)